Saturday, September 29, 2012

"Co.ordination & management is the first step towards success"
Prof.  Dr. KMG

Just imagine if you are left alone on your wedding with the sofa and everybody is busy in chit chat & fun. How pathetic, awkward & disgusting that moment will be for you. 
To put things on the track a similar incident happened yesterday with a legendary personality who is known for his literary and social services; Dr. KMG
Above quoted golden words of Prof. Dr. KMG now come into action when mis management reached mighty peaks of K2 as Dr KMG recieced a call of Zakar bhai about Mr. Davids lame excuses. Mr. David is reknowned for his nasty management and blonde smile. Many girls have been trapped through his smile & some are not in a position to show there faces in public. He is known as Ajmal Qasaab among girls as his smile has many meanings and angles. Behind his smile there is sheer evilness &  devilness. Regarding his lame attitude kindly visit my blog: Lamest Con !  (Some epic lines are deleted due to privacy issues)

Lets get on the track again, initially the plan was to meet some smart brains of a university outside the shores of RPC (Rawalpindi City) but due to poor game plan, David's trap set Dr. KMG out of this meeting and he had to eventually attend a private meeting at some other place. 
Meeting time was set to reach a coffee shop at exact 7pm and the message was well communicated by the ladies wing co.ordinator. Dr. KMG had a plan to sit with those Smart Brains from 7-8pm and then leave for his private endaveours but David changed the whole story at 6:15pm when he emotionally got rid of Zakar bhai and also told KMG that he'll reach the spot at 8pm due to some other priorities. Dr. KMG knew that its a " Silent Ditch" but he controlled his nerves and said historic words: "its ok dear" This shows KMG's temperament and patience. He already told Zakar & David a  couple of days ago that he'll come for an hour due to other commitments. Zakar bhai cannot get a blank cheque as he was also a vital player in this whole dilema.

Famous Cultural Analyst Prof. Sean. D. Anderson in his speech at World Economic forum discussed this incident and cried out.
University of Wales which recently published its research papers on Dr. KMG describe this event as " Making KMG a legend again!"

Point to be noted here is that how Uncle Golra (Pandit Nadim) and Shabih Bhai showed up? Uncle Golra always ditches you whenever you ask him to go out. He is famous for technical Goli's and his expertise lies in how to become innocent after the goli. He is also good in turning people with him in seconds. This is where he plays his age card.  It is expected that he'll also give a goli on his wedding day to his wife, that he cannot come due to a match in Ghauri Cricket Ground.
Shabih Bhai's track record is 10/10 as he has always declined any offer to roam around out. Presence of both these entities in such a gathering is a big question mark & people are anxious for an explanation from them. 

P.S I know I'll be grilled by Uncle soon !